March 24 2011
(in a message:)
You are beautiful. May I give you mind blowing sex in the love chair one evening in the office in Cambridge? Chris
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only if you're attractive and awesome.
I am attractive and awesome. What do you do for work? What does your username mean?
8:43:10 pm)
(then in an IM:)
hellookcupid1:nice necklace
(8:43:17 pm)tittlefly:thank you.
(8:43:51 pm)tittlefly:so if you're so cool and cute, whyz youz got no infos on ya profile?
(8:44:07 pm)hellookcupid1:I just started it
(8:44:17 pm)hellookcupid1:what does username mean?
(8:44:51 pm)tittlefly:written language bug?
(8:45:13 pm)hellookcupid1:I love your pictures
(8:45:15 pm)hellookcupid1:I am chris
(8:45:47 pm)hellookcupid1:teeach me to draw?
(8:45:48 pm)hellookcupid1:please
(8:46:37 pm)hellookcupid1:your profile is beautiful
(8:46:47 pm)hellookcupid1:made better by harships, nice
(8:47:42 pm)hellookcupid1:may I lick you and be your man?
(8:47:44 pm)tittlefly:thank you.
(8:48:21 pm)hellookcupid1:name?
(8:48:25 pm)tittlefly:man, i'm going to need a lot more information to answer a question like that.
(8:48:36 pm)tittlefly:Pelican.
(8:48:54 pm)hellookcupid1:parents were ornithologists?
(8:49:27 pm)tittlefly:no. everyone asks that.
(8:49:47 pm)tittlefly:not everyone named lily comes from botanist stock.
(8:49:52 pm)hellookcupid1:like fish and diving?
(8:49:58 pm)tittlefly:sure.
(8:50:12 pm)hellookcupid1:what are the necklacesa bout in pic 1
(8:50:34 pm)tittlefly:they are my favorite necklaces.
(8:50:43 pm)tittlefly:my favorite color.
(8:51:52 pm)hellookcupid1:you look like wednesday from the adamms family movie
(8:51:55 pm)hellookcupid1:the actress I mean
(8:52:05 pm)hellookcupid1:nice owl hat
(8:52:15 pm)tittlefly:thanks.
(8:52:21 pm)hellookcupid1:what is horseshoe crab? a beach?
(8:52:24 pm)tittlefly:i get that a lot.
(8:52:38 pm)tittlefly:it's a beasty.
(8:52:42 pm)hellookcupid1:may I bend you over and give to you good while you call me pugsley?
(8:52:51 pm)hellookcupid1:what is a beasty?
(8:52:58 pm)hellookcupid1:did you make the cake inthe last picture?
(8:53:15 pm)tittlefly:no. i bought it after valentines day.
(8:53:25 pm)tittlefly:i couldn't resist the color
(8:53:29 pm)hellookcupid1:were you alone that valentine's?
(8:54:30 pm)hellookcupid1:how did your cat get on your back?
(8:54:47 pm)tittlefly:you're never alone wen you hve cake.
(8:54:54 pm)tittlefly:she jumped up there.
(8:56:17 pm)hellookcupid1:I bake
(8:56:54 pm)tittlefly:what kind of bake
(8:57:05 pm)hellookcupid1:bread
(8:57:08 pm)hellookcupid1:but I can bake cake
(8:57:16 pm)hellookcupid1:and I am mind blowing in bed
(8:57:17 pm)hellookcupid1:and I cuddle
(8:59:14 pm)tittlefly:well I'm mind blowing in bed, I can bake, AND animate AND I HAVE A FACE.
(8:59:17 pm)hellookcupid1:want to try the love chair one evening as we discuss glyphs?
(8:59:42 pm)hellookcupid1:sure sure, that is what they all say
(9:00:12 pm)tittlefly:my thoughts exactly, actually.
(9:00:23 pm)hellookcupid1:about the love chair?
(9:00:37 pm)tittlefly:no, everyone thinks they're great in bed.
(9:00:53 pm)hellookcupid1:I do not like the bed much
(9:01:02 pm)tittlefly:well listen
(9:01:02 pm)hellookcupid1:I prefer standing, the shower or chairs
(9:01:16 pm)hellookcupid1:good kisser?
(9:01:29 pm)tittlefly:that aside, it's not going to happen.
(9:01:46 pm)hellookcupid1:I am a keeper
(9:01:47 pm)hellookcupid1:seriously
(9:01:47 pm)hellookcupid1:though forward at first
(9:01:51 pm)hellookcupid1:I am loyal and very giving
(9:02:06 pm)tittlefly:but are you hottt
(9:02:23 pm)tittlefly:is your shit together
(9:02:27 pm)hellookcupid1:does that matter as long as you are loved?
(9:02:31 pm)hellookcupid1:shit, yes
(9:02:52 pm)tittlefly:do you like worthwhile things?
(9:03:12 pm)hellookcupid1:flowers and peace and cake
(9:04:03 pm)hellookcupid1:I am seriously amazing
(9:04:09 pm)hellookcupid1:and will worship you if you teach me to dra
(9:04:11 pm)hellookcupid1:w
(9:05:41 pm)tittlefly:prove it, though.
(9:06:05 pm)tittlefly:give me something concrete to work with.
(9:06:13 pm)hellookcupid1:got an oven?
(9:06:37 pm)tittlefly:i do.
(9:06:54 pm)hellookcupid1:I will bake you bread and give you a massage while it bakes
(9:08:51 pm)tittlefly:right, but first i have to make an informed decision that telling you where i live is a good idea.
(9:09:05 pm)hellookcupid1:will massage yuor feet
(9:09:13 pm)hellookcupid1:and teach you cards
(9:09:13 pm)tittlefly:why should i do that/
(9:09:23 pm)hellookcupid1:let us take it slower please
(9:09:31 pm)hellookcupid1:just coem for tea (earl grey, etc)
(9:09:42 pm)hellookcupid1:and if you feel cool, we can move to next steps
(9:10:33 pm)tittlefly:wht part of cambridge are you in?
(9:10:58 pm)hellookcupid1:near kendall
(9:11:16 pm)hellookcupid1:you would come to the lounge near the office, a public place and we would sit and talk and if comfortable make out
(9:11:17 pm)tittlefly:eh. ask me again when you have a face.
(9:11:29 pm)hellookcupid1:I can post
(9:11:45 pm)hellookcupid1:superficial?
(9:12:19 pm)tittlefly:pfff.
(9:12:28 pm)tittlefly:that's an ugly people word.
(9:12:33 pm)tittlefly::P
(9:13:01 pm)hellookcupid1:are you a butterfly?
(9:13:20 pm)tittlefly:no, I am human.
(9:13:39 pm)hellookcupid1:than superficial is normal
(9:13:59 pm)hellookcupid1:want my nude first since it is better than just my face?
(9:14:15 pm)tittlefly:does it include a face?
(9:14:34 pm)hellookcupid1:includes a gorgous part of me
(9:14:37 pm)hellookcupid1:then I can send face
(9:14:40 pm)tittlefly:I mean, I probably won't be into the nudeness of it, but I've painted plenty of naked people.
(9:14:49 pm)hellookcupid1:eh
(9:14:56 pm)hellookcupid1:how do you spell ooh
(9:14:58 pm)hellookcupid1:like gross
(9:15:00 pm)hellookcupid1:ewww
(9:15:01 pm)hellookcupid1:ok
(9:15:02 pm)hellookcupid1:ewwww
(9:15:04 pm)hellookcupid1:eww
(9:15:14 pm)hellookcupid1:eww, that is how you spell it, right?
(9:16:10 pm)tittlefly:yep.
(9:16:50 pm)hellookcupid1:eww
(9:16:58 pm)hellookcupid1:do you shave or are you a hairy artist?
(9:17:05 pm)tittlefly:why eww
(9:17:14 pm)tittlefly:usually I don't shave.
(9:17:34 pm)tittlefly:but I do sometimes when I feel like it.
(9:17:44 pm)hellookcupid1:so you have a bush?
(9:18:44 pm)tittlefly:yep.
(9:20:49 pm)hellookcupid1:I love it
(9:20:55 pm)hellookcupid1:I love bush
(9:21:13 pm)hellookcupid1:are you single now
(9:21:14 pm)hellookcupid1:?
(9:21:16 pm)hellookcupid1:any lovers?
(9:21:22 pm)tittlefly:one
(9:22:02 pm)hellookcupid1::o
(9:22:05 pm)hellookcupid1::""(
(9:22:05 pm)tittlefly:was two, but one kind of died down.
(9:22:20 pm)tittlefly:psh. not sad for me.
(9:22:23 pm)hellookcupid1:I can maintain my erection for as long as you want it
(9:22:34 pm)hellookcupid1:just be clean and stay healthy
(9:22:54 pm)tittlefly:I m terrible at staying healthy.
(9:24:30 pm)tittlefly:also, that's a nice trait. congrats.
(9:25:07 pm)hellookcupid1:nice trait fro you
(9:25:11 pm)hellookcupid1:yuo have STDs?
(9:26:48 pm)tittlefly:I haven't been tested in a few months so I can't say for absolute certain, but almost certainly not.
(9:27:01 pm)tittlefly:do you ride a bike?
(9:29:02 pm)hellookcupid1:I ride
(9:29:07 pm)hellookcupid1:height?
(9:31:28 pm)tittlefly:5'4''
(9:31:59 pm)hellookcupid1:may I bend you over give it to you good, then turn you aroudn and cum in your mouth?
(9:34:26 pm)hellookcupid1:pee break, be right back
(9:35:12 pm)tittlefly:you may not.
(9:41:31 pm)hellookcupid1:hi
(9:41:36 pm)hellookcupid1:you do not like cum?
(9:44:07 pm)hellookcupid1:you like tea?
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hellookcupid1: hi
hellookcupid1: you do not like cum?
hellookcupid1: you like tea?
I like the implications of cum because I am a fan of orgasms, but cum itself is just kind of bleachy and gross.
I do like tea.
Okay, then you can just watch me cum on your breasts or feel my cock get huge as it cums in your vagina while I wear a rubber.
When you visit for tea?
depends on when you grow a face.
Come get licked soon, you will love it. I can maintain my erection for as long as you want it.
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you said that. don't care. already got one.
(later:)
(11:54:35 pm)hellookcupid1:hi
(11:54:54 pm)hellookcupid1:you there?
(11:55:12 pm)hellookcupid1:I can post a pic if you are there
(12:01:44 am)tittlefly:I'm here
(12:04:26 am)hellookcupid1:you ok?
(12:06:29 am)hellookcupid1:I am about to post
(12:06:30 am)hellookcupid1:ok?
(12:06:37 am)hellookcupid1:take a look
(12:06:56 am)hellookcupid1:?
(12:07:15 am)hellookcupid1:well?
(12:10:35 am)tittlefly:haha
(12:10:46 am)tittlefly:where is that?
(12:11:45 am)hellookcupid1:in the south
(12:12:30 am)hellookcupid1:want my nude?
(12:13:11 am)hellookcupid1:you there?
(12:13:33 am)tittlefly:eh
(12:13:36 am)tittlefly:I mean, not really.
(12:13:51 am)hellookcupid1:I want to make out with you
(12:14:23 am)hellookcupid1:good kisser?
(12:14:35 am)tittlefly:I'm not attracted to you.
(12:14:41 am)hellookcupid1:so?
(12:14:54 am)hellookcupid1:I will wear a bag
(12:15:23 am)hellookcupid1:my cock is worth it
(12:16:37 am)hellookcupid1:and my bread is amazing
(12:16:41 am)hellookcupid1:got to go to bed
(12:16:45 am)hellookcupid1:bye
(12:16:49 am)tittlefly:bye
(12:16:57 am)hellookcupid1:licks
(another message:)
I want us to be together and see if we can be a couple. The picture was bad, I am better in person. When can you visit to sit in the chair and have tea? Chris
you don't know me. we can't be a couple.
let us get to know each other, why being such a weirdo?
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hahaha. yep. it's all me being weird. fuck yourself.
March 26 2011, 20:49:48 UTC 7 years ago
The next time something sweet wafts your way from out in the Net, will you post it for us?
March 26 2011, 21:18:19 UTC 7 years ago
I can post some cute conversations too if you like.
March 26 2011, 21:31:25 UTC 7 years ago
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March 26 2011, 21:37:23 UTC 7 years ago
if you want to drop by, I'd be thrilled for the company!
March 26 2011, 21:54:21 UTC 7 years ago
You'll be my carrot.
I'll call if I wind up working reasonably hard enough.
March 26 2011, 21:43:24 UTC 7 years ago
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