Alexandra (apiphobic) wrote,
Alexandra
apiphobic

messages I get on OK Cupid

subject: That guy is crazy, also we should be friends.


"I think you commented on a journal entry some guy did that says that he hopes that the wives of cheating men get AIDs, so then the men will get AIDs. I think that's a little counterintuitive but who am I to judge the ramblings of a man who looks retarded when he gets pissed off about the male species looking retarded. It's that kind of positive feedback loop that makes people the wonderfully stable individuals they are today. I guess we have an 85% match, but I'm not very interested in that. What I am interested in is the 80% Friend number and the 19% enemy number. But again, not very interested because these questions that the numbers are based off of are completely arbitrary and ridiculous. ("Are you a scientist or a doctor? Yes, I am a scientist. Yes, I am a doctor. No I am neither.") I looked at your profile and was very sad to see you do not eat most meat. Then I remembered that I don't care what other people do and do not eat because I am not other people and I am not forced to eat whatever they eat just because they like to eat it. It's that kind of freedom that makes the USA the greatest country in the history of the world, excluding the obvious first choice of Heaven. (But really, the USA is as close as you can get lol!) Fake nationalism and possible xenophobia aside, I thought your profile was very "cool" to use a word I haven't used in a while. I also liked your pictures. Let me get this out of the way first. You are attractive, yes. However, I have no desire to make sex with you. When I said I liked the pictures you had uploaded, I mainly meant they looked to me to be a pretty good amalgamation of pictures that could sum you up. I don't really think it's necessary to give you a little sticker for doing your homework so well, but I did think it would be nice to tell you that you seem like an interesting person who is well spoken, not totally brain damaged, and funny. Now please do me the courtesy of not going to my profile because if you do, you will only leave it feeling depressed and more than a little confused."
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